~GALACTIC FREE PRESS~
~STATUS UPDATE~ FROM THE PRESENT MOMENT OF NOW~
~WE HAVE JUST HAD 6 VISIBLE SCOUT SHIPS APPEAR HOVERING HERE IN EUGENE OREGON, WHERE WE ARE LOCATED... THEY APPEARED RIGHT UNDER THE CLOUDS EAST OF US AND WE ARE COMPLETELY OVERCAST AT THE MOMENT. HERE IS YOUR "WE TOLD YA SO BUTTONS".. THEY ARE IN COMMUNICATION WITH US, AND WE WILL WAIT TO SEE WHAT UNFOLDS~ LOVE MOM AND DAD, PS THEY ARE CHECKING WITH US FIRST AND WE SAID GO FOR IT~
LOVE MOTHER AND FATHER GOD