~The Funnies Section" Divine Humor~at The Press
Golf, By God!
Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water
trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled
to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap.
It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over
the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up
onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming
traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby
tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and
rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway
and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it
hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad
where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on
the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an
eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed
over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
