The TOP 10 Reasons WHY
The GALACTIC FEDERATION
Has "NOT" Made 1st Contact!!
(written by Galactic Love Reporter Timothy Craig a.k.a. Lightworker Betrue21self)
#10...Steven Spielberg & George Lucas STILL haven't got it right yet?!
#9...Having waaaaay to much fun with Graham Hancock, David Wilcox, Ben Fulford and ESPECIALLY David Icke!!
#8...Still fighting over who gets to "DE-CLOAK" over the Playboy Mansion!!
#7...Can't decide between William Shatner or Shirley MacLaine to be their OFFICIAL Spokesperson!!
#6...No room on the calendar for a "WORLD DISCLOSURE DAY" with all the religious, government and banking holidays already on it!!
#5...Over 50% of the human population still thinks an "ASCENSION" is what the bank gives you when you can't make your payments on time!
#4...Don't have enough money to buy advertising from General Electric, Walt Disney, FOX News, Time Warner, or CBS for getting the "MAINSTREAM" News Media to cover it!
#3...Goldman Sachs, the Rockefellers, Lehmans & Kuhn Loebs, the Rothschilds, the Warburgs, the Lazards, the Israel Moses Seifs, the Rothchilds, and JP Morgan can't ALL fit on(up) Uranus!!
#2...Still researching the side effects of eliminating DUALITY on split personalities, bi-polar people and transvestites!!
...and the #1 Reason Why The GALACTIC FEDERATION Has "NOT" made 1st Contact...
(DRUM ROLL, PLEASE...)
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"teeeeeeesh!!"
...They ARE decloaked, you just can't see them through all the CHEMTRAILS!!
(Remember...LAUGHTER is the world's BEST medicine, Namaste!)
Comments
Funny!!!
Great post Timothy! I'll be sharing this with a couple of groups that will appreciate it... ROTFL...
#8 is my spot...
My StarShip goes there... Please let me pick this one.. I choose first #8... and on second spot is White House lawn, or maybe Acropolis...
Wonderful humor, Timothy... With Love, Predrag