Source: The Vigilant Citizen - 12/02/13
If there was an award for the less Christmas-y Christmas card in the History of the world, I believe that the 2013 Kardashian Christmas card would take the prize. Shot by elite fashion photographer David Lachapelle, the card is a rather grim and depressing summation of the entertainment world – an industry ruled by a shadowy elite that is turning popular culture into a toxic wasteland populated with vacuous celebs such as the Kardashians.
The wide panoramic card is filled with symbolism and references describing everything that the Illuminati entertainment industry is about. The shot takes place in an abandoned movie theater, one that appears to destroyed and vandalized. Here’s the card (click to enlarge).
There’s a lot going on there, so let’s look at it from left to right.
First, there’s Kim Kardashian posing with a revealing outfit. Her curves are main reason why her entire family is famous right now. That is maybe why there’s a huge dollar sign next to her.
Behind the Jenner sisters are two Illuminati pyramids, complete with the All-Seeing Eye. The card can’t be clearer about “owns” this entire family. Scattered around the card are dismembered mannequins, a symbol that is often used to represent Mind Control, a practice that is rampant in the Illuminati entertainment industry.
Kylie (left) wears a vulva-shaped headdress making her look like some kind of high priestess. The sisters stand on a pile of “celeb-worship” magazines, the mountain of garbage on which their careers are built on (Kanye depicted as Jesus on the cover of Rolling Stones is part of it). Behind the sisters (at the base of the pyramid) is an almost ironic box of Wheaties featuring Bruce Jenner when he was an Olympic athlete.
Khloe Kardashian poses sitting on the backseat of a car (why?) while Kourtney’s son Mason lays on it, looking as if life was sucked out of him. Above them is a cardboard cutout looking like a baby-Jesus, with a glory around its head. Is that North West? The matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner looks like some kind of female Pharaoh while Bruce is distress, stuck in a tube, about to run out of air. Between them is the word “cashier”, maybe meaning that it is all about money transactions. Above both of them is tagged the word “fame”, implying that they’re ready to do whatever it takes to be famous.
Next to Bruce is a dismembered mannequin wearing his Olympic medals. Did Bruce lose his “hero” status to become an encapsulated pawn of the entertainment industry?
Contrasting with the family’s obsession with fame and fortune are images of African mothers and babies in the background. Of course, nobody appears to care about them, the world prefers to gossip about the family that is “famous for being famous”.
In short, this card sums up what popular culture in 2013 is all about: Illuminati, mind control, superficiality, exploitation of children and all around mind-numbing, time-wasting idiocy. Merry Christmas!
Comments
time to go Kardahians
This is creative? This is art? This is Christmas? Ugh it gets uglier everyday...
Love them, that's what they
Love them, that's what they desperately need!
Oh My
Makes one feel sorry for them at least they are doing their part to expose the darkness.
Christmas Card?
okay,
I am surprised that in front of the first pyramid there is
like these beings with what appears to be like horns coming out of their head
you know,
I do not see anything christmasy about that
its just strange..(like miley cyrus strange)
like what is going on with humanity right now
As an artist myself ,,,I am sorry that is rather strange art
Tara Grace...
I like the other
Satire...
The Kardashians by no means plan their own Christmas card photographs. That's pretty naive to think.
Ever hear of satire? I would say their publicist is very witty, and decided to rip on the entire absurd notion of Illuminati.
Joke's on you.
I don't see it mentioned that
I don't see it mentioned that they plan their own cards, not sure who you're calling naive.
And are you saying the notion of a global ruling class is absurd? It's obvious that a tiny portion of the world's population has enormous power over the rest. If you're an insider in that group, you don't have to follow the same set of rules.
The Cardashians