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Apology to Alien Life Forms for Linking Them to Scientologists

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News.com.au - Candace Sutton, 6/14/13

The London Sun apologises to aliens for linking them to the Church of Scientology.

THE London Sun newspaper has apologised to aliens for linking them with the Church of Scientology.

The encounter, which happened on the morning of December 30 last year, lasted seven minutes and was substantiated by air traffic control staff who spotted six UFOs on their radar before they suddenly vanished.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world-news/aliens-overhead-scientologists-get-apology-for-ufo-sighting/story-fndir2ev-1226663853086#ixzz2WNTJxWwx
 

Re~Post: 101 Ways To Raise Your Vibration (Or What To Do If You Fall Off The Joy Wagon!)

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What should you do if you fall off the Joy Wagon? We and only We are responsible for how We feel. Yes, we can and should ask for help if we are "having a moment," but ultimately, we must take responsibility for putting ourselves back En-Joy and Being LOVE. It is up to us, every moment, to choose LOVE!

 

So, if you've fallen off the Joy Wagon, take charge of putting yourself back on it! There are countless ways to cheer yourself up and raise your vibration and we have listed 101 of them below. Actually, I AM pretty sure that just reading this list will bring you Joy!
Please add your own suggestions to the list in the comments section below.


Write down all the things you do that bring you joy.
You can help us co-create another post!

 

I'd like to thank the Tuesday Group in Tiny Chat for co-creating this list and this post. Thank you, LOVE BEings for co-creating in Love! I Love You ALL.


~ namaste ~

Mother Earth and Humanity - Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On! En-Joy!

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Bored at Work - I'm so so so sorry, I had to.
By Suspicious0bservers

 



Feel Us Shaking by Sean Kelly




gentle thoughts meander through the sand
as the ship-made currents reach the land
the omniscient sun paving through the sky
and when it's done all the seabirds fly

I'd like to stay but I couldn't stay with you
I have to go, but I have a lot I want to do
pleasures be waiting by the sea
with a smile for all the world to see

diamond waves through sunglass days go by
so beautiful to be here and alive
though I've built sometimes so hard did I survive?
feel us shaking

beneath the sea another world exists
it's tugging me by the ankles and my wrists
the morning wind come and pull me away
out to where the dolphins play

diamond waves through sunglass days go by
so beautiful to be here and alive
though I've built sometimes so hard did I survive?
feel us shaking

pleasures be waiting by the sea
with a smile for all the world to see

Who Runs The World? Stephen Colbert: "The Illuminati"

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Who Runs The World? Stephen Colbert: "The Illuminati"

Source: YouTube.com

Published on Oct 16, 2012 by wearechange

Sierra Adamson tries to get a conversation going with Stephen Colbert about his real thoughts on who runs the world.

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Living Life with Porpoise ; )

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Ever watch the way dolphins swim through the water? How they come up for breaths, and go back under, up and down, up and down,  almost like a wave of themselves as they swim? That breath at the surface that they are taking is voluntary; in fact they have to will the blowhole to open, not like us where the breathing is automatic. In water, open blowholes would take water in on dives, so everything is forceably blown OUT, and then quickly breathed IN. This way of swimming is called porpoising, as there are no other creatures that swim quite like this.

Dolphins live in two realms: beneath the surface of the water, but also some time is spent above in the process of getting air and breathing.

Humans are like this also. We have Spirit that we need to take in, and is a part of every cell in our body. Think of it like oxygen but like the life-giving gas, Spirit is something essential that we need and also cannot see. When we breathe, Spirit is coming in to us just like air. I am not sure exactly how our light body and our Vibration processes it, but it is so.

Like the dolphin bound to life in water, humans are bound through the body to life on Earth. We need food, light, shelter, and our society to survive. Dolphins have a highly evolved social structure too.

The point of this blog post is to emphasize the importance of play. Dolphins are seen swimming, breathing, hunting and eating but always having fun. If you look at them they are always smiling!

Remember to bring genuine pleasure and play into your daily activities. Not the 'fun' like going to the movies and a club. But real fun, like the way Weird Al Yankovic raises his eyebrows at the camera to make us laugh.

 

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