Let us, for the moment, accept as something at least semi-gospelish the notion that the problem with the current system of international finance, the eight-gozillion-horsepower engine that is pulling the caboose of political democracy toward the cliff at 200 miles an hour, is not that there is corruption in the system. It is that the corruption is the system. The system cannot function without systemic corruption. This puts everyone in a bind. Millions of homeowners find themselves without homes, and millions of free-market conservatives find themselves standing helplessly out in the rain, their ideological umbrellas in tatters. And it leaves the rest of us wondering if we just ought to bury a bunch of gold coins out in the yard and learn to skin squirrels for dinner.